Avast, me hearties, and steel ye nerves for this game of high stakes on the high seas. Be ye a Pirate King? Find out as ye gather yer band of cutthroat, scurvy scallywags and sail forth under the brave, black flag in search of plump, defenseless lubbers with hoards of booty. 'Cause it’s ne'er too early to teach yer wee ones how to pillage and plunder the buccaneer-way, eh? Argh!